mud shovel

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.

Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.

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mud shovel

Using your tongue to clean someone's anus.

I just took a huge dump and my ass is a mess, could you mud shovel me?

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mud shoveler

Somebody who loves giving/receiving anal sex.

Yeah that rick, he sure is a real mud shoveler, last night he put it in my ass 5 TIMES.

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Houston Mud Shovel

A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.

"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."

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Rusty Mud Shovel

When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.

Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?

Irish mud shovel

Have a lady friend or guy friend shit on the floor or any clean surface. Pour an Irish Car Bomb on it and shovel it into your gullet with a spoon.

Did you see Travis eat Amanda’s Irish Mud Shovel off that dirty floor? How nasty to use such a dirty floor.

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