muddy stump

verb : to put your buttcheeks on a persons face with their nose in your buttcrack and fart on the tip of their nose while they are asleep or passed out.

noun : a fart placed on the tip of someone's nose while they are asleep or passed out

Jon's fast asleep...I'm going to muddy stump him.
I gave Jon a muddy stump.

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