a freshman who delivers food to upperclassmen without respect or pay, just because he's an upperclassmen. not to be confused with a "muffin lad", who is generally friends with the upperclassmen
Stop being his muffin bitch. Just stop getting him muffins
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sum one whoo bitches 2 much nd isz mad dramatic
joseph: dame willie boy u stepped on my shoes
willie boy: stop bitching
jospeh: no nigga these are my new shoes
willie boy: ur acting like a muffin bitch u suck man
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A Pig Muffin Bitch is a woman who has pink undertoned skin, is very fat, and lives in a trailer park. This term is used in the South of the US.
Allie: Howdy y'all! We gotta get dem darn illegals outta here yna?
Kayla: lol what a pig muffin bitch
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"well isn't that just too bad"
Used to express misfortune
coined by a hilarious girl on Gull Lake (Chubby)
ME: I didn't get to see my B.F. last night.
Chubby: Tough muffins bitch; you see him every night!
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sone one who acts like such a bitch (see bitch) that you want to take a huge muffin and shove it up their ass.
Marshall stop being such a goddamn bitch muffin!
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A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.
That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.
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