muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”