mullet halo

also referred to as a skullet

dude.... hulk hogan has a sweet skullet!

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mullet halo

A hairstyle created when a balding man, wearing the "crown of laurels" hairstyle, opts to grow his remaining ring of hair to shoulder length, creating a halo of mulletous hair. Not generally considered a fashionable hairstyle.

That manager is sporting a trifling mullet halo - he looks like a 70s porn star gone to seed.

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Halo Mullet

a person with a traditional mullet, but fails to come to grips with the fact that they have a 8 inch diameter bald spot on the upper posterior portion of their dome.

Fred: damn, Chuck has had that same hairstyle since high school.
Ralph: I know, well he's so close to retirement, he might as well keep it.
Fred: yeah, but isn't he embarassed by that big bald spot on the back.
Ralph: oh, the halo? no, that's a part of the halo mullet.
Fred: yeah, Chuck has always been a great innovator.

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