multi-purpose sweater

a sweater, comes in many different colors, and the neck is floppy.
has many uses, contains mystical powers.

includes:
shamwow
batman abilities
bank robbing mask
picture scenery
comedic possibilities.

*may cause the neck to itch*

Yo, check out my multi-purpose sweater, it's poppin'!

I smacked that jank with my multi-purpose sweater.