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The appearence of one's dick when cleaning one's dick with toilet paper or kleenex after sex.
I was cleaning my junk with toilet paper after sex and the pieces of paper that got stuck made it look like a mummy dick. So I chased my girlfriend around the room with it.
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Wrapping your penis in toilet paper to prevent it from touching an unsanitary surface.
Yo man. I took a nap on the shitter today and went full mummy Dick cuz that bowl was nasty
7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.
I'm so hungry I could eat a mummy dick.
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the term used to describe the way your junk looks after gold bonding
I used a lot of gold bond, got me some mummy dick
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When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.
My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.
The use of toilet paper/tissues to completely wrap one’s dick after masturbation.
1: What do you do with your cum after you jerk it?
2: I used to just live with it, but that was before I learned the Dick Mummy
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