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To "Mumph" is to lay out over a chair or couch/sofa in a state where you do not care what you look like, but just want to relax.
Christopher mumphed on the chair with a slice of pizza in one hand and a diet coke in the other, oblivious to the people staring at him.
Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.
Honey, could you please take out the trash?
Mumph.
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diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.
mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers
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Favourite past time of your more discerning necrophile involves cutting an incision into said body and doing the unmentionable to it
That mortician's a sick bastard he's always mumphing his patients
"Yeah some might call him a mumphmaster"
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urban dictionary; aka free marketing
if you cant find mumph it's mmuummpphh
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They should make the windows on short buses pepper flavored so the mumph's won't lick the glass.
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