munice

someone who has big blue balls and likes boys

"brett , you are a munice"
"Yes Craig I have blue balls and like boys"

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Municating

To attempt to communicate, but the other party does not answer; "talking to yourself"

I've been municating by phone all morning, no one is answering.

Are you listening to me or am I just municating?

munication

Speaking in such bizarre slang that no one understands what you're saying. Derived from "communication" without the "co-" prefix that implies an interaction.
Speaking just to make a noise.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got the Urban Dictionary tree book. I am so stampeo!

Guy 1: Nice. Now you'll be even better at munication.

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Municate

The art of talking to someone while you know what you are saying the one you are talking to has no idea what you are talking about.

I have no idea what he's talking about but he himself sure does. He really knows how to municate.

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Municate

Verb.

What happens when you stand up too fast and feel dizzy.

Dude. I totally municated just now.

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