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A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.
What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.
How'd you total your car?
I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.
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Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.
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