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Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.
she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.
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Shoving your hand so far up her ass you use her like a muppet.
She really enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much, for my liking.
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when white boy be all at the disco
You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck
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when white boy be all at the disco
You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck
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Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.
Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"
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When you're fingering a girl while she's giving you a blowjob, mimicking the same motions to make it look like she's your hand puppet.
She was using her tonsils like a back brace for my dick, when i stuck a finger into her to liven the mood. Once knuckle deep, she thought "C is for Cock" instead of Cookie. Her eager skill as a muppet necking local made me proud to help out. Good thing she already lived in a trash can. Condoms are overrated, Haiti is overrated now, and rashes are for everyone else.
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Jimmy soon noticed that stacy din't give him just a normal blow job, she was Muppet necking him.
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