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To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned.
"Man, I am murfed right now."
"We got so murfed last night, we didn't know what was going on."
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The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.
dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?
other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.
dude: oh come on what happened
other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!
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It is the act of putting your mouth over someones nose, then blowing. Usually, it is a joke, or prank, on someone when they think you are going to make out with them.
I thought you were going to make out with me, and then you just murfed me! That was awful!
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me and my friend named a stray dog murf
me: murf is cute.
also me: mom, can we keep him?
mom: no.
also also me: bitch
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a way of saying nice things and bad things its just a random word!
Murf you! (in a mad tone)
Murf! (in a love you tone)
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A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.
Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Adam: i don't know smitty, why?
Smitty: to get to the other side!
Adam: .... MURF!!!!
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A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.
Ho that weightlifter is super murf.
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