Mushroom hammer

When a female grabs the shaft of an erect penis, then using her other hand makes a fist and a hammer motion, smashing the head of the penis.

So jake pissed a girl off again last night, and during what he believed was his victory blowjob for winning the argument he was brought to the fetal position with a brutal mushroom hammer.

Eskimo mushroom hammer

1. this is when you bludgeon and kill a seal with your erect penis
2. this is when you awaken your significant other by hitting her repeatedly in the face with the head of your penis. (see also: Australian alarm clock.

1. Even though the eskimo mushroom hammer is fun, PETA is strongly against it.
2. Lisa prefers the eskimo mushroom hammer to the australian alarm clock.

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