mushroom pudding

When you hate yourself so much that you mix vanilla yogurt and cream of mushroom and eat it like the garbage you are

Hey. I’ve been feeling down. I think I’ll just make some mushroom pudding

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mushroom pudding

Psychedelic dessert that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who have had enough of cheap booze will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.

Also referred to as: cubensis custard

Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: what the fuck is mushroom pudding?

mushroom pudding

Psychedelic dessert dish that contains hallucinogenic shrooms. While considered haute cuisine, you won't find this served at the finer establishments. British street youths who are done with getting buzzed on a budget will sometimes resort to making mushroom pudding to get a more chic and elegant tripping experience.

also referred to as: cubensis custard

Joris: yo wanna get messed up tonite?
Agathia: yea but it's my birfday innit? gotta keep it proper classy bruv, how about some bloody mushroom pudding?
Marion: What the fuck is mushroom pudding?