muskmaxxing

The strategic lack of hygiene, particularly in a abstinence of showering, and other forms of bodily care. The goal of muskmaxxing typically results in a desire to maximize natural masculine pheromones in order to attract women.

"Jesus man you STINK. What gives?"

"Shut up freak. I'm muskmaxxing."

Femoid: "Ew. You're a chinlet and a manlet. I'll never be attracted to you."

Chud: *starts muskmaxxing*

Femoid: "I suddenly have a feminine urge to have sex with you. Please take me."

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