a fugly girl with a mustache that is very visible
Amall the mustachio, shave da fuckin jungle bitch!
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A legendary mustache shaver. It has been said she can throw a razor blade and take a mustache clean off at 50 paces. It is also said that she travels the world in search of only the mightiest mustaches and shaves them clean.
Look! Up in the trees. It is mustachio, quick hide your mustache.
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Nickname for a person with a weird mustache.
That old man is a mustachio.
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a dirty bearded fag who shaves his feet and aint worked in 7 years.
peeples is a real mustachio, that piece of shit aint worked in 7 years, shave the back.
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having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one
John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
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The thin mustache that middle school guys choose not to shave.
(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)
Middle School Girl: "Hey Brody, I think your mustachio is cute"
Brody: "Hatcha"
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