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MusTurd

The hard leftover mustard always on the top of a mustard squeeze bottle.

Knock the musturd off the bottle please.

by mustard biscuits September 1, 2010

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musturd

The dried up crust on the tip of a mustard bottle

Gross! There's a musturd on my hotdog!

by Buzz Berry December 5, 2007

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Musturd

When you need to do a crap.

Person 1- Hey, you wanna go to the movies?
Person 2-Hang on, I musturd.

by Harpz October 24, 2008

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Musturd

what you yell when you're in a church confessional with hershey squirts.

God Damnit father I musturd.

by Ralliart May 10, 2005

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Musturd

Kryptonite for Rake Yohn.

I hate fucking musturd.

by Ian November 22, 2003

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musturd ass

When someone shits their pants and doesn't change them. It sits and stirs and gets into all of the crevices of the pelvic area, creating a sticky, moist, and lethal substance that could be nuclearized.

WW1 was fought with guns. WW2 was fought with mustard gas. WW3 will be fought with musturd ass.

by disbugboisnutz96 October 8, 2015

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