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1. the actual act of fucking your maternal figure
2. My whole life revolves around it
1. Mom: Quick get out of bed, hurry Dad's coming back.
2. hehehehe, that was some good shit (lick the cum off my mouth)
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a fat peice of shit that dwells in england and eats fucking everything
fat mutha fucker that eats me, dogs, his parents, his car, truffles
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You just have to leave this place
When a person is already upset with another than he tell to the other these words.
Bounce mutha fucker
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A PERSON WHO HAS A ANIMAL AND THEY SHIT AND PISS AND PISS PUDDLES ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK AND WAIT FOR THE RAIN TO WASH IT AWAY.
ON MY PAPER ROUTE I WALK UP TO THE HOUSE AND ON THE SIDEWALK THIS SHIT MUNGIN MUTHA FUCKER HAS LEFT SHIT BALLS ALL OVER THE WALK AND I FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING FUCKIN HOP SCOTCH.
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a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.
Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."
Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."