MWD

My Wet Dream - The one special person that makes you happy in your pants, the object of your affection

Random person - "who's that girl in all those pictures?"
Dave - "Oh that's Tonia, MWD"
Random person - "wow mine too"
Dave - *punches random person in the nose*

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Mike Wazowski Dick

Cameron has MWD

MWD

Military Working Dog, K-9, or dog used by miliary as part of search and rescue or search and destroy, or any other working role.

My MWD has a Canine Tactical Assault Vest and infrared night-sight cameras. I make sure he takes good care of his teeth so I don't have spend $2,000 bucks to replace them with titanium crowns.

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a Dick that is medium in size and wet from anal lubrication

ron jeremy always has a MWD, but replace medium with massive

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Mediocre white dude. A white male, generally older, who believes that they always have something to say and yet who never seem to add much substance to a conversation.

Q: Why did that meeting take so long?
A: Jim showed up and wanted to add “historical context” to the conversation.
Q: Did it help?
A: Of course not. He’s a typical MWD.

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In the game EVE online, it stands for "micro warp drive", a mechanism which makes a ship go very fast

his frigate had a mwd and outran our fleet

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Minimum Work Denominator. The art of doing the absolute minimum possible in any activity but usually at work. You do just enough to clear the bar but no more. The philosophy of the smart, lazy person. It's the secret that unlocks happiness. MWD motto also means that you don't poke your nose unnecessarily. If you are an MWD ninja, you'll MWD all unnecessary stuff but will hit the ball out of the park for things that matter to you. For example, you may MWD at work, but on your side projects like making music, you pour your heart and soul out.

(Usually used as a verb) Did you see the heated discussion on the Whatsapp group? No, I MWD-ed it.