My Cunt

A near brother to Mike Hunt

Me:yo my cunt have not seen you in a long time!!
Her:Shut the fuck up im going home.

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shitting on my cunt

It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"

I don't believe you i think you're shitting on my cunt

Shit My Cunt

When you mess something up in a terrible and comedic way.

"Damn I shit my cunt!"

Bro #1: "dude I can't beleive I did that.."
Bro #2: "looks like you shit your cunt again!"

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suck my cunt

an insult after someone says something mean to you

emily: you bitch kys fag
john: suck my cunt whore

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Get Off My Cunt

New generation term for "Get Off My Case"

Mother: "Sweetheart, have you done your homework yet?"
Son: Damn bitch! Get off my cunt!

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lick my cunt for luck

A term used by real dirty birds that are usually looking for more than just a lick to get to the center of her tootsie pop.

“Why don’t ya lick my cunt for luck cause your dumbass is going to need it”

Suck my cunt, dickboi

A one time popular phrase of the internet culture.

Yo momma don't like my socks? Suck my cunt, dickboi.

A pajama cat is coming for you in the morning. Suck my cunt, dickboi.

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