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my beard

When a gay guy gets married and has a wife to cover up, the wife is the beard.

Oh that’s not my wife, that’s my beard

by Kk1821 February 14, 2018

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Oyster in my beard

Giving oneself a facial whilst masturbating

Ed: Let's go John, we need to get to the game.
John: Hold up. I was jerking off and got oyster in my beard. Gotta clean up.

by Genitalien August 29, 2020


Frost my beard

When a man with a full beard eats a women out and her discharge covers his beard creating a frosted look.

I’d let her frost my beard.

by JPPdaddy January 8, 2022


wet my beard

Crude way for a female to express her desire to go for a piss!

Im just off to Wet my Beard

by SWesty March 24, 2004

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Help me grow my beard

When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy

Example : β€œYo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” β€œAight bet pull up then baby”

by August 29, 2021

74πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Shaving my green beard

Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.

Person A: My grandfather was King Henry VIII.
Person B: Really? And I'm shaving my green beard.

by Bobbity Bob Bobbert August 18, 2011

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


giggling my chuckling beard off

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"

Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"

by leighzil August 3, 2009

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž