my biscuit

My bad, my fault (an expression to use when you've screwed up)

"Hey mike"
"My name is steve.."
"ooo shit...my biscuit"

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my biscuit

another way of saying my bad, or sorry, my fault.

Hey, howcome you didn't call me yesterday ? Oops, my biscuit !

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Its Not My Biscuit

Not your thing, your liking

Hey hav you heard that new song...
Yeah its cool but its not my biscuit...

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butter my biscuits

to cum all over a womans ass after sex

"put that butter on my biscuits"
"o honey butter my biscuits"

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BUTTER MY BISCUIT

A PHRASE USED TO DESCRIBE A SITUATION THAT ANGERS OR FRUSTRATES YOU.

USED IN PLACE OF GRINDS MY GEARS.

SARA: HE REALLY BUTTER MY BISCUITS WHEN HE CUT ME OFF.
STETTSON: I THINK YOU MEAN GRINDS YOUR GEARS.
SARA: I MEANT WHAT I SAID.

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Flip my biscuits

To lose control. When cooking biscuits, you do not flip them. Since it is something that you do not do, if someone makes you go crazy over something, they will make me "flip my biscuits."

If she comes in here again talking about how much money she saved by spending money while shopping I am going to flip my biscuits on her.

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cheese on my biscuit

Cheese on my biscuit is a sexual reference towards someone wanting someone to urinate on them.

Alternate Definitions:
It can also mean when someone smiles at your vagina, or when someone throws cash at it.

"Hey, John is coming over tonight, I definitely want him to put cheese on my biscuit."