my bong

ask your mom i need 20 letters so hgjxfjdfjdghjdghjdghjdghjdghjdghj

ask your mom same as above fgsdfgsdfg sdfg sdfg sdfg sdfg sdf gsdfgs dgjfgj

20👍 45👎

Claimed My Bong

To place one's semi to full erect penis into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. After the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. Anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as hell and can never be smoked with again.

I Claimed My Bong the other night...:

(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily

Bing my Bong

Bing my Bong - Penetrate me. Rail me. Fuck me till I can’t walk.

“I want you to bing my bong.”

2👍 1👎

Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long

If your Chinese friend is being racist to you just say this. CHING CHONG BING BONG FUCK YOU MY WILLY IS LONG

Nig+ger Ching Chong Bing Bong My Willy Is Long

29👍 15👎