playing my cards

When you play your "cards" or moves on someone you like

I'm playing my cards to win the heart of that girl

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all of my cards are on the table

A person's declaration that they have revealed everything that they know or feel about a subject.

I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.

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My cards are in slot B

Satiated, full after a large meal. From the "Deal-A-Meal" infomercials featuring Richard Simmons where he claimed that "once you move your cards from slot A to slot B, you are done eating for the day".

Mom: Would you like another helping of meatloaf?
Son: No, all my cards are in slot B. I can't eat another bite.

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my ace card

the act of giving your significant other or someone you trust total access to all areas of your body.

Ava:”you can have my ace card”
Luke: “OK BET”
Ava and Luke: *has sex* IN SOPHOMORE YEAR KIDZ

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My credit card number

102839182

Hey I just got the 69 $ from that free online money store
Me: Gtes a notification that someone used all my money from my credit card because they have my credit card number

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You triggered my trap card

A phrase yelled when someone triggers your trap card, usually followed by "Oh no!"

"Oops, I stood on this doormat."
"You triggered my trap card!!!"
"Oh no!"

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You've activated my trap card

A stupid rhetorical phrase used in the 4Kids version of the anime YuGiOh, that makes most anime fans embarrassed to watch it.

"You activated my trap card! A costly mistake!"

Seriously...wtf!? Well, that's what you get for watching an anime about a fraking card game.

Main character plays a card in a ridiculously nonsensical children's card game in which there seems to be no identifiable rules.

Main character: "You've activated my trap card! A costly mistake!"

Minor character is physically injured from the results of said children's card game.

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