my eyes are up here

A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.

Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...

Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.

Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.

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My eyes are up here

A phrase commonly used by bitches with fat ol’ titties. Most commonly used when someone is just trying to see some knockers and is staring at them while also having a conversation.

“My eyes are up here…”

“Like yeah bitch i know where your eyes are, i’m just tryna see some melons real quick”

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My eyes are up here

It means like if you were staring at someone’s body (specifically their private parts), they would say 'my eyes are up here' so that you look into their eyes while speaking. And its common sense to listen to them and stare directly into their soul /hj

B: *Ogling A’s breasts*

A: Excuse me, my eyes are up here.

B: Oh, sorry!