Soup for my family

Cans of soup that you bring to a protest so that you and your family can have a tasty meal later.

Reporter: "Why do you have that can of soup?"
Soup Man: "It's soup for my family." *winks*
Reporter: "Are you sure you aren't going to throw it at police?"
Soup Man: "Like I said, it's for my family."

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Remember my family

The very last mission in the video game red dead redemption where Jack marston kills Edgar Ross the man who killed his father john marston

Damn bro I hate Ross I loved playing remember my family

my secret family

A 1995 novel on the topic of weight loss, cutting, and other disorders common with teens and young adults.
#mysecretfamily is a 'secret club' hashtag to infer alignment to a disorder or specified by any of the characters in the book: #Ana - Anorexia, #Mia- Bulimia, #Sue - Suicidal, #Sophie - Schizophrena, #Max - Anxiety, etc.

Feeling #sue today. Spoke to #mia after lunch. #my secret family

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My loving family

A typical phrase used by a parent that wants to break out bad news ABOUT the family.

My loving family, I just wanted to say that, um, I'm leaving the family to join my ex-girlfriend's family.

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I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid

A dumb beach :)

Hey I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid.

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At the airport, getting my family from Boston

Banging your boyfriend while watching planes fly

Cmon Amanda, we all know what “At the airport, getting my family from Boston” means.

Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)

"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."