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The kinda shit I do every day of my shitty house school and everywhere else
This is my fucking life
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This phrase has 2 uses:
Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.
Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.
John says a funny joke.
Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE
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Being extremely irritated with something that happens way too often in your life
From Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber) by Death Grips
Guy 1: Hey, sorry your girl left you.
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, this shit's been happening to me my whole fucking life.
when something does not go the way you would have hoped or liked.
when you are having a bad day.
when something bad happens to you.
Crap!! I just failed my final, fuck my life.
Holy shit, Im getting fat, fuck my life.
Fuck my life, I forgot to do my assignment, motherfucker.
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When you understand your life is fucked. Often triggered by things like: school, crushes, jobs, food, life............
Person 1: We have school tomorrow
me: fuck my life.
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A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad (fat mexican who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the 3rd Floor Whores RB, SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.
FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
RB: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: Fuck my life.
SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, fuck my life.
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When something or or several unlucky things happen to you and you just hate it. If you don't want to take shit from your life anymore, you say "fuck my life."
Tom just found out that he owes a lot of money to companies. On top of that, he has a huge deadline soon that he knows he can't make. Also, his girlfriend is really getting on his nerves lately. Tom is fed up with the shit that his life and luck has shat on him, so Tom said "Fuck my life."
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