My Kimono

Used to refer to the Japanese boy that you enjoy looking at the most when he is in hearing distance.

The second favorite boy becomes "my spare kimono"

Also used to refer to said Japanese boy around people who are not aware of your desire and would otherwise use this information against you.

"Yeah, my kimono?"
-points behind self discreetly-
"Right behind me."

"I haven't seen my kimono in awhile..."

"That one's my spare kimono"