My pie

1. A sweet name to call your loved one.
2. Silas, who is smol but also unbelievably hot.
3. A slice of pie that belongs to yourself.

1. Silas is my pie.
2. Damn, Silas is smol.
3. Oh hey, there's the pie I baked.

salt my pie

To annoy or irritate. Usually by wrecking a good thing (i.e. pie) by adding an incongruous irritant (salt).

You know what really salts my pie? I was going to go out this weekend and the professor sprung that essay on us on Friday afternoon.

Man, calm down! Who salted your pie today?

If she doesn't shut up, she's totally gonna salt my pie.

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Stepping in my pie

A phrase used to describe getting in someone's business.

Girl: "Here comes the girl you have a crush on. Go say Hi!"
Guy: "Quit stepping in my pie!" LOL
Girl: "I'm sorry. I just stepped in your pie. Didn't I?"

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fancy a piece of my pie

This is when you are flirting with the opposite sex and you want to get their attention to have a bang, you say "hey, fancy a piece of my pie? Its moist and delicious".

"hey, fancy a piece of my pie? Its moist and delicious".

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No kitty, this is my pot pie

*meow*
"NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE!"
*meow*
"NO KITTY THAT'S A BAD KITTY!"
*meow*
"MOOOOM! KITTY'S BEIN' A DILDO!"
"Well then I know a certain kitty-kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"
"What?"

"No kitty, this is my pot pie" is perhaps one of the funniest masterpieces in South Park.

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eat my cherry pie

Eating out a pussy then popping the cherry.

Hey baby, you gonna eat my cherry pie tonight?

pie my life

Phrase suggesting one either screwed up or is about to screw up in light of recent events; synonymous with the phrase "fuck my life."

Bob: Bro, did you do the research paper for English yet? It's due tomorrow.

You: Ah fuck, PIE my LIFE.