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Mysterio

The greatest superhero of all time. Exposed Spider-man for being a false hero and actually a villain. Died tragically trying to stop Spider-man launch a drone strike on London.

Person 1: What Mysterio did in London was so brave!
Person 2: I can't believe that Spider-man was the bad guy all along!

by Quinten Beck September 30, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mysterio

Infamous Mexican bandit, real name El Philipio Mysterio Eden Sanchez, known for his card tricks and moustache. His powers come from his mystical sombrero.

"Mysterio stole my wallet and ruined my business. Curses."

by xKieran October 12, 2006

28๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mysterio

A bitch ass nigga who make illusions and robots to cause trickery and wears a fish bowl on his head.

Mysterio: Spider-Mans real name is peter Parker!
Spider-Man: *SHOCKED*
Me: YOUS A BITCH ASS NIGGA! ILL BEAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN ASS!! *punches screen*

by Definitely not Spider-Man July 1, 2019

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rey Mysterio

Not only is he the coolest guy ever to live, but also he is the creator of the hit wrestling move, 619. he was known to be the greatest Cruiser wieght champion of all time. Know it or not, Rey is like a high leaping forg, mess with him he will fuck you up!

Who's that jumping out the sky R-E-Y
Mysterio.....here we go.
When the mask's out the girls they pass out.
The boys just black out better tap out!
Go.....off the top rope so look out below.
And the next thing you know you be on the floor.
What you gonna do when your on ya back.
From a mean body slam ah damn ya wack!
You like, what the heck, all of a sudden this dude sittin' on my neck
Where's the ref?
Straight from the WWE.
Know how much trouble you see, when you face the man of mystery?
Flippin' and spinnin' and doing it fast.
You can't remove the mask
why?.....coz he's kickin' your ass!

by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005

414๐Ÿ‘ 136๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dominik Mysterio

The greatest Mysterio and Eddieโ€™s son

Dominik Mysterio is better than his deadbeat dad Rey

by KoolKydChris April 30, 2023

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


dominik mysterio

Dominik mysterio is the sexiest wrestler in the WWE, better than his deadbeat dad, mami's latino heat.

"Oh my god, look"

"What?"

"It's my dream hubby, dirty, sexy dominik mysterio."

by faceyourjudgementdaywwe July 13, 2023

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rey Mysterio

Rey Mysterio is so cool. He is magic and he can fly. He is the greatest wrestler to ever live. If you fuck with him he will 619 you in less than a second. Then he will set you on fire and do the tombstone, FU, Pedigree, Sweet Chin Music, Samoan Spike, Batista Bomb, Swanton Bomb, Twist of Fate, Spear, RKO (even though it sucks), Five Star Frog Splash, Dominator, Chokeslam, Vertebreaker, Canadian Destroyer, Angle Slam, Ankle Lock, Figure Four, Five Knuckle Shuffle, STFU, Stinger Splash, Scorpion Deathdrop, Walls of Jericho, Crippler Crossface, Stone Cold Stunner, Rock Bottom, Hogan Legdrop, Con-Chair-To, put you through a table, hit you with a ladder, then amputate all four of your limbs while you are still concious, give you a root canal without novocane, hit you with a barbed wire baseball bat, then shoot you with an AK47. You know it's coming Chavo. He wont forget Umaga either. And by the way, Umaga's real name is Eward Fatu. Look it up on wikipedia.

Rey Mysterio is so cool. If you fuck with him he will 619 you in less than a second. Then he will set you on fire and do the tombstone, FU, Pedigree, Sweet Chin Music, Samoan Spike, Batista Bomb, Swanton Bomb, Twist of Fate, Spear, RKO (even though it sucks), Five Star Frog Splash, Dominator, Chokeslam, Vertebreaker, Canadian Destroyer, Angle Slam, Ankle Lock, Figure Four, Five Knuckle Shuffle, STFU, Stinger Splash, Scorpion Deathdrop, Walls of Jericho, Crippler Crossface, Stone Cold Stunner, Rock Bottom, Hogan Legdrop, Con-Chair-To, put you through a table, hit you with a ladder, then amputate all four of your limbs while you are still concious, give you a root canal without novocane, hit you with a barbed wire baseball bat, then shoot you with an AK47. You know it's coming Chavo. He wont forget Umaga either. And by the way, Umaga's real name is Eward Fatu. Look it up on wikipedia.

by elmer the great March 6, 2007

172๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž