mystery man

the act of sitting on ones hand until the hand goes numb and then proceeding to jack off.

Sam: You know whats really exhilirating?
Jay: No, what?
Sam: I tried giving myself a mystery man last night and-
Jay: Stop Talking...

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The Mystery Man

When you know that your girlfriend is cheating on you and you can't figure out with who. That sinister fiend is known as the mystery man.

When I find out who it is, I'm gonna choke that bitch and her fucking mystery man.

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