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Acronym for: Not A Fucking Thing

What did Joe actually do at work? NAFT.

by Farce Pest July 15, 2004

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NAFT

Acronym for New Age Free Thinker. Hippies and hipsters will tend to put this in their display name to show how punkrawk and/or straight edge they are. Often used as an adjective (1) sometimes as a noun (2) and sometimes just as people want to use it (3). 'NAFT'ing often encourages liberal topics such as gay marriage, anti-monogamism, free drug use, anti drug use, and other conflicting viewpoints that nobody gives a shit about anyways.

One can only hope that this won't become a label...do I even need to point out that these NAFT supporters are invariably female?

1. That is so NAFT!
2. I'm a NAFT
3. (Unintelligible bullshit...) NAFT!

by Nobodycares April 3, 2006

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Naft

1. A universal word used by retards.

2. A word that can mean absolutly anything

3. A word that replaces all adjectives, adverds, conjunctions, determiners, interjections, nouns, objects, prepositions, pronouns, subjects, and verbs

Naft that! I'm not going to naft that fucking naft.

She's so naft. I would take her naft and naft it all nafting night

You've just been nafted!

Naft! what did I tell you about nafting on the floor.

by Dante Pappert-Stockton August 8, 2007

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Naft

When a horny girl orgasms so hard she bleeds

"Oh daddy stop your going to make me naft"

by Destroyer6969696969 February 27, 2016

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Naft

It's... me.

"Hey Naft, how about those lousy skidnappers?"

by Naft "The Big Kahuna of Doom" November 4, 2003

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Naft

A mixture of "nifty", "rad", and "swift"

That new CD you bought is so NAFT man!

by Roxanne The Moose August 17, 2003

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Cactus Naft

stays off the benny, holds nasty angs, and fucks pawgs no kaperino.

Cactus Naft fucked me

by oWord October 23, 2020

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