Namy murfie

namy murfie is a rather sheek specimen!! With an unusually large forehead due to hair recedance and some unforgettable blue jean eyes!!! Yes folks, but that’s not all!!! She is in fact a ginger!!!! A living breathing ginge! In the flesh!!! A no souler!! GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS!!! we mustn’t forget the tragic past that gingers have indured and suffered because of their hair!! They were , after all, hunted for their peculiar hair follicle tone!!!! She is also a GAY GINGER!!! a GG!!!! You will often hear this species shout out “Yessum!” followed by a “Helllllllooooo” and then a sinister giggle that makes ur ears bleed!!! She is often seen wearing a jojo bow as she really attracts people from a ... younger .. date of birth... than her!!!!

Person 1: any tea

NaMy muRfie: nOme ma’am