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Person who only uses 4 plays in a full game of madden
I hate playing that napkin ass it's so annoying
another name for toilet paper
im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!
a napkin that is placed in the ass throughout the course of a a day in order to decrease the chances of itching.
*Thanks to a caller on Howard Stern
Good thing I've had that ass napkin in all day, I almost streamlined!
Hey Brutus, gimme one of your ass napkins cuz I have a killer itch!
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A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.
I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.
A term usually used to describe a manager of a lending institution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it's been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead retard. Can be used interchangeably with the term "ass clown"
My manager Greg is such an ass napkin
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A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.
I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!