nasal rape

the point where your straw enters your nasal cavity unannounced to you while trying to drink your beverage of choice

person one: i was eating a sandwich yesterday and went to drink my soda and the straw missed my mouth and went into my nose

person two: dude, you just got nasal raped

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Nasal gang rape

When you've done loads too much and you can't breathe - you try to blow your nose and your brain falls out. Drugs have taken over your nose and have repeatedly fucked your nostil with a big black dildo

Nasal gang rape
Nose fucking
Inbred, butt muncher, ponce, moron probably from Adelaide and breeds bush pigs

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