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Nation Distancing

Nation distancing is to nations what social distancing is to individuals.
When nations close or restrict their borders because they don't want to exchange germs with other nations.

In response to the coronavirus pandemic of 2020, Canada's practicing nation distancing by banning Chinese immigrants and tourists until the Chinese people stop eating bats and every other kind of filthy, disease-ridden animal under the sun.

by Gloominary April 6, 2020


National long distance relationship day

A day in a long distance relationships celebrate their...uhh..distance? And the day falls on March 21st

Hey bob! Do you know what day it is?!”
“It’s national long distance relationship day!”
Ohh you know what that means!”

by Askmewhojoeis582 April 20, 2020

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