Are yall tryna suck Michaels big dick on national suck Michaels dick day because I sure am
National suck Michaels dick day is pretty fun huh
On February 4th you are allowed to bully your friend named Michael.
National Bully Michael Day is today, time to go bully my friend.
March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths
Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division