may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.
hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!
may 7th. mark your calendars. you must eat a whole box of altoids. get hype and get ready to celebrate!
ella: i wish there was a holiday on may 7th
me: there is silly! national altoid day!!