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World national bitch day is a holiday that falls on march 7th every year. Anyone born on this day automatically receives the legal name of a "bitch"
Guy 1) did you know that march 7th is world national bitch day
Guy 2) isnt guy 3 born on march 7th? He must be a real bitch
National No Bitches Day (April 26th) is a national holiday celebrating your lack of bitches.
Hey guys, it's National No Bitches Day!
On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.
fuck off darline, its national dumb bitch day. A day dedicated to you
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August 5th is national bad bitch day . When all bad bitches just be the pretty bitches they are . So on August 5th go let a bad bitch know it’s her/his day !
Person 1 : it’s national bad bitch day !
Person 2 : happy national bad bitch day pretty !
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This day is for them bitches that is fake. Act like ya friend but talk behind ya back. Talk mad shit but could never pop it off at you/ say it to ur face. Basically this day is for them bitches that ain’t bout it🤷🏽 ♀️😌😭.
Jalin was talking behind Nelly’s back, Sounds like today finna be national fake bitches dayyyy🤪😭.
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August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.
Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”
The national holiday for dumb bitches, that’s right guys, there is indeed a holiday for us ;)
Shut the fuck up addy, it’s national dumb bitch day, time for shots!
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