National kick tall people day

On October 25th, you can kick people over 5' 4" without any consequences

Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY

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national kick tall people day

on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.

person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*

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national kick tall people day

on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.

person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*