National lesbian sweatpants day

October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.

Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.

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