national pay your tall friend day

National pay your tall friend day is a national holiday where if u are the tallest of ur friend group, everyone has to give u $5 and if they refuse, then you are entitled to slap them. You're welcome. National pay your tall friend day is on July 27th.

Person A: Hey! It's national pay your tall friend day! $5 please!
Person B: No! I'm like 1/4858 of an inch taller then you!

Person C (Actually the tall one): WASSUP ITS PAY UR TALL FRIEND DAY