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In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.
James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"
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A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good
Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day
Jake: "Hey it's National Small Penis Day!"
Malachy: "Sweet! Let's go celebrate!"
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National Penis Enchilada Day is a holiday on November 5th. Penis Enchilada was created on November 5th 2018 by putting random words together. Penis Enchilada is still used today
"Bro guess what's next week "
"What"
"NATIONAL PENIS ENCHILADA DAY"
June 9th. be as horny as you like and nobody can judge you?
in honor of zuc
Holy shit it's national sex penis day, its the greatest time of the year!
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Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick
It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!
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Suck caleb’s penis on march 21
oh shit its that one hot kids birthday, its national suck calebs penis day!