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canadian national newspaper, the canadian equivalent of the usa today. absolutely obsessed with terrorism, israel and celine dion, and it is a sure bet that any day's headline not being about "NEW TERROR THREAT TO CANADIAN FAMILIES!!!" will be either "SHANIA UNVEILS NEW SHOES!!!" or "CELINE RETURNS!!!"
Billy picked up the day's National Post. The front page headline read, in 40-point type, "POTENTIAL TERROR ATTACK! UNIDENTIFIED LARGE BLOB OF FATTY SUBSTANCE WASHES ASHORE!"
Billy scratched his head. Had no one thought of the possibility that Celine Dion's husband may have been out yachting?
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Jahjah is the most sweetest girl ever she pretty asf and everybody want her add her on Snapchat @jahjahlaja and get y’all pictures to post her periodtt..
marie : you know what tm
Zay: ummm August 8th
Marie: No it’s National Post Jahjah Day, u know the most prettiest girl in the world. Like Duhh
Zay: ohhh shit I’m finna get her picture
It means post her Bc she is pretty
National post Jahjah Day
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Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him
National post your bae day !! 🤪🤪 May 6th
“Hey today’s May 6th National Post your Bae day”
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national post ur bf day is august 1st, post himmmmm girl you got this
Girl: girl is August 1st
Girl 2: okay?
Girl: post your boyfriend bestie!!
Bf: huh?
Girl2: oh yeah it’s National Post Your Bf Day aka the day where you post your boyfriends
October 7th every year you post you spam your crush on your social media
oh shoot today is national post your crush day
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dec 30 is national post ur girl bestfriend day
its national post your girl bestfriend day
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