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The day when we celebrate Daniel Ochowicz for his shortness
Hey guess what day it is?!?! ITS NATIONAL SHORT DAY!!!
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Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!
Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house
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The one day short people (5'5" and under) can't be made fun of, if someone does they owe you a hug.
"Your short" shii guess i owe you a hug since its national short people day
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June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.
Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”
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people who are shorter than you are supposed to be appreciated
aye its national short people day
yoo congrats on being a smurf
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August 14 is national booty shorts day. Ask any random person for a booty shorts pic and they have to send it to you.
Guy: it's national booty shorts day
Girl: god damnit
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On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day
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