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A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
I can’t wait for National tall people day!
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On October 25th, you can kick people over 5' 4" without any consequences
Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY
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In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.
"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"
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on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.
person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*
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October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed
Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t
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Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.
“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.
on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.
person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*