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A holiday throughout our nation celebrated by all, in the honor of thots.
"Hey Derek do you celebrate national thot day?
"Hell ya buddy"
National Thot Day is celebrated every October 19th to commend and celebrate all the trash ass thots that walk amoung us.
Guy 1: Hey are you celebrating National Thot Day?
Guy 2: Ye lol I just drop kicked this Thot on my way to work
Guy 1: That’s actually epic
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Hey isn’t today some kinda holiday?
Yeah, it’s National Thot Day!
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September 5th
On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.
Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.
Dude 2: What does that mean?
Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!
Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.
*unfollows all thots*
The day of exterminating shall be May 3rd of every year
You shall exterminate every thot in sight for this national holiday
Yo! It ot National Thot Extermination Day We need to exterminate every thot in sight!