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A day to celebrate your toe fungus.
HEY , GUYS, IT'S NATIONAL TOE FUNGUS DAY.
National toe sucking day is the day when you can suck anyone’s toes. National toe sucking day is on June 10th.
Let me suck them toes it’s national toe sucking day.
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February 29th is known as National Toe Pic Trading Day. On this day, it is customary to send quality pictures of your toes to your friends. Make sure to moisturize your toes and clip your nails. Many participants decide to hire a professional Toe Photographer. Toe Photography is now a growing industry, thanks to this national holiday. This holiday was established by our founding fathers upon discovering their love for toes and the freedom that our foot-fingers symbolize.
—“Bro, make sure to moisturize you toes on National Toe Pic Trading Day.”
—“Of course bro, can’t wait.”
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on the 26th of november is National bro toe sucking day, it is a day were you must suck your bros toes.
you: hey bro lemme suck those juicy toes
your bro: what why
you: cause its National bro toe sucking day
your bro: aight
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On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.
Bro its National toe nail cutting day, we dont want them finding out we're hippies!!
November 9th is the day that if Is acceptable to break Celeste’s toe.
National Break Celeste’s Toe Day: In physics class, Jack decided he would trip Celeste and break her toe.
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September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.
Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).
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