neck disease

A way to describe someone covered with big red blotches from neck sucking/kissing/biting.

Hey Natalie check out your boyfriend's neck disease. Someone must of had fun last night!

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Pee Neck Disease

A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.

"Dude, I think I have Pee Neck Disease!"
"You're going to die, haha!"