negotiating the pussy

1) an act where a man tries to cock block the next fellow who is about to sleep with the woman he is about to break up with/ leave town/was only fuck buddies with.

2) an act where a man who is lacking lead in his pencil is trying to slow the inevitable union of another man with the woman he could not satisfy.

3) the feigned act of a cuckholden man that is trying to protest the lust drive between what he thinks is his woman and the cock she wants.

Look clam jacker, the two of you may have had something, but that is clearly over, so stop negotiating the pussy and get some cheetos because you are not killing this game!

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